"Bob": Miss Green, I got a little bad news.
Miss Green: Oh no! What happened?
"Bob": Well, you see, Miss Green, I got a pain in my neck. It hurts like there's no tomorrow. I look up, it hurts. I look down, it hurts. I look this way, it hurts. I look that way, it hurts. See, what I'm getting at is, I'm afraid I won't be able to do my work today.
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Please, please keep these coming. It makes my day!
I need to try using that one on my boss. Think it'd work?
OK, I think I know "Bob's" secret identity. And it cracks me up when he comes in to P.E. and says, "Could you go take it easy on me, today? I ____" (fill in the blank w/ description of latest minor injury).
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