Miss Green: Ok, "Bob", don't show anyone what you brought in the Sharing Bucket until everyone is sitting quietly and listening respectfully.
("Bob" very matter-of-factly folds his arm, clearly waiting for something.)
"Bob" (whispering loudly enough for the whole class to hear): Actually, Miss Green, I'm waiting for that girl who's picking her nose to stop.
**Please keep in mind that "Bob" is VERY serious. He has no idea that he's saying absolutely hilarious things... which makes them even funnier to hear.
6 comments:
I love it. Zach sounds like he adds a nice dash of comic relief to the day. Thanks for your comment on my blog. I just have to learn to wipe the slate clean everyday and give the kids a fresh start every morning. Friday all the kids were angels (well, relatively speaking). It was a nice day.
Are you going to get in trouble by his mom or someone for talking about him? I'd hate for them to come take you away in handcuffs, though it would be pretty funny...:)
I love it. I think it's hilarious. Yesterday in primary a Sunbeam asked in the middle of Sharing Time how to not get a cold! A SUNBEAM!!!
I love these Zach stories. Sorry I didn't get to see you this weekend. It was a sudden and quick trip for my grandma's funeral. Things were a little hectic and crazy. How are you?
Actually, the above comment was Lisa :o)
And my giggling continues! Keep 'em comin', sistah!
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