Miss Green: It looks like Luke is absent. Cameron, please put an Absent Student Folder on Luke's desk.
"Bob": Uh, Miss Green, please don't count your chickens before they hatch. Luke could still show up. It's only 9:oo.
Miss Green (pointing to the word "Stamina" on the board): Boys and girls, does anyone know what this word means? It says, "Stamina." (long pause).... Anyone?.... Does anyone want to take a guess???.... (another long pause)
"Bob": Well, it sounds like it could mean "Constipated Pig."
"Bob" (waving his hand in front of his face, motioning that he has smelled something stinky): Miss Green... someone has cut the cheese.... (pause)... literally... I smell cheddar.
6 comments:
Ok, we cannot stop laughing! That is hilarious. Sounds like you are going to have quite a year!
funny, funny! I need to meet this zach. He's my kinda' kid.
sounds like a kid after your own heart. I can hear myself having these same types of conversations with you without even skipping a beat. hahaha
Love it. Love it. Love it. This the only moment I wish I were a teacher. Other than those moments, I'd have to say, I'm glad you're dealing with all those kids! Please, please continue to write these down. I'm scared to think of what things Gracie might say to you. Hopefully she won't do something like pray for Shane's rash like we were worried Natalie would do in church...
HA HA HA! That's hilarious! I love it! LOVE IT LOVE IT! I'm so glad you put these things up!!!!
Bwahahahaa! I miss hearing you tell these stories, but reading them is almost like hearing them in your voice. :)
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