Dear Mr. Mosquito,
Thank you for not biting me as we shared a bed last night. I'm sorry for yelling at you this morning... but you took my by surprise. I thought I had spent the night alone. I'm also sorry for killing you. I just need that space to be "my space." It's nothing personal, really.
Yours truly,
me
4 comments:
I will spare you with the stats of how many bugs (spiders) the average human ingests every year while they sleep. YUMMY (Lisa will kill me for this)
Aaron
Oh, I feel guilty now. I killed a whole slew of fruit flies and I didn't even apologize or nothin'. I didn't even dispose of their remains in a respectful manner. Ugh. I'll do better next time.
Any bug that gets in my bed isn't getting out alive either.
I'd rather have a squito in my bed then a roach which have been lingering around our bedroom lately. I HATE ROACHES! You are sweet to commemorate the life of Mr. Mosquito though.
P.S.- I tagged you. Look at my blog.
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